"There's nothing halfway about Iowa way at all"

A couple of weeks ago, David was taking out the trash and hurried back in the house in a panic. I had thought someone had died! He took me outside and we saw something so wonderful... FIRE FLIES!!! I can't tell you how excited we were. It had been years since had seen anything of the sort. We then continued to spent the next hour or some catching them. It was a lot of fun. 

David then did what David does best. He studied fire flies. You would think he studies enough right?

(Also notice we bought him an Iowa T-shirt)

...No fireflies were harmed in the development of this adventure...